averagefairy:

nonbinaryhawkes:

averagefairy:

why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven’t you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it’s clean? you can’t sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy

not everybody has tiddys you fool

you can use mine for a small fee

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