eronthebender:

trelesire:

ominouslymathematical:

skygualker:

1999gorl:

interlude-holidays:

if scarlett johansson was a flavor she would be plain white rice

plain white rice doesn’t deserve this

Except rice is actually Asian, instead of pretending to be Asian

She’s old corn starch.

she that rolled up bag of moldy flour everybody got somewhere in the back of they cabinets. you thought it was thrown away but somehow it just keep reappearing in the cabinets whenever you wanna bake or fry something