blackberryshawty:

dermud:

blackberryshawty:

I hate it when guys as you “what are you wearing?” Like your only options are to lie or tell them the truth to get them to leave you alone like I’m not gonna tell a man I’m interested that I’m lounging around in bed in a pair of massively oversized boxers that I stole from an ex and my Formation World Tour™ t shirt like that’s not sexy

When in doubt always lie unless you somehow are in your sexy underwear which never happens if you’re alone

YES!