if a black woman invites you over and puts on any one of these tracks, it’s a set up and you’re about to be a daddy #50ShadesOf90sR&B

alwaysbewoke:

tastemyfruits:

afr-hoe-dite:

badgyal-k:

alwaysbewoke:

1. “insatiable”  by  prince
2. “don’t walk away” by  jade
3. “red light special” by tlc
4. “i love your smile” by  shanice
5. “twisted” by  keith sweat
6. “i miss you” by  aaron hall
7. “rub you the right way” by  johnny gill
8. “pony” by  ginuwine
9. “love like this” by  faith evans
10. “freak me” by  silk
11. “all my life” by  k by ci & jojo
12. “come and talk to me” by  jodeci
13. “do me right” by  guy
14. “i’m so into you” by  swv
15. “back at one” by  brian mcknight
16. “the boy is mine” by  brandy & monica
17. “i wanna sex you up” by  color me badd
18. “are you that somebody?” by  aaliyah
19. “real love” by  mary j. blige
20. “waterfalls” by  tlc
21. “there you go”  by  johnny gill
22. “it never rains”  by  tony toni tone
23. “i like the way (kissing game)  by  hi by five
24. “forever my lady”  by  jodeci
25. “if i ever fall in love”  by  shai
26. “i’ll make love to you.”  by  boys ii men
27. “knockin’ the boots”  by  h by town
28. “can we talk”  by  tevin campbell
29. “candy rain”  by  soul 4 real
30. “before i let you go”  by  blackstreet
31. “when can i see you again”  by  babyface
32. “my body”  by  lsg
33. “too close”  by  next
34. “nice & slow”  by  usher
35. “for you i will”  by  monica
36. “cheers 2 u”  by  playa
37. “splackavellie”  by  pressha
38. “come and get some”  by  swv
39. “how can i love u 2nite”  by  sisqó
40. “if your girl only knew”  by  aaliyah
41. “it’s all about me”  by   mya f/ sisqo
42. “the love scene”  by   joe
43. “all i do is think of you”  by  troop
44. “lay your head on my pillow”  by  toni, tony, tone
45. “weak”  by  swv
46. “so anxious”  by  ginuwine
47. “my love is the shhh!”   by  somethin’ for the people
48. “can’t let go”  by  mariah carey
49. “make it last forever”  by  keith sweat 
50. “here and now”  by  luther vandross

her bra and panties match, her kitty smells like a garden, tastes like berries, she ain’t got no plans in the morning, her phone is off… it was a covert dick appointment. 

STOPPPPP SNITCHIIINNNGGGGGGG

Wtf is with the exposure????

BUSTED!!