daily lives of white tumblr kids: caucasian classics

assfucksanonymous:

• talking about sans undertale at LEAST once a week
• joking about komaeda kin when they have 3 friends who ID as him
• piss, vore, and inflation are everyday conversation topics
• all of their friends have seen them at least partially naked
• use aave and refuse to stop OR use obvious aave and say they didn’t know it was aave OR make fun of aave
• sound exactly the same so you can never tell who’s talking in calls
• mistreating all of their friends OR being so loyal that they refuse to drop someone who did something shitty
• never leaving their houses
• talking to a POC once, having a panic attack when they aren’t pampered, never trying again
• daily vague posts
• will never know the true meaning of friendship