Food Chain: We are doing a promotion this week where all customers that come in can get a free or cheap meal.

Poor person: Wow this is great, I can’t wait to get some free food for myself and my family. Maybe I’ll stock up a bit for the week, it would really help a lot and save a bit of money that I need.

Some ass: Actually this company is unethical and the owner of the company is a total scumbag. I would suggest joining me in a boycott against this company and just buying yourself a full priced meal elsewhere. Here’s a detailed explanation to make you feel REALLY BAD about getting that free or discounted meal.

Poor person: I’m literally starving.