polylove-girls-blog:

Polyamory? 

Pfft! More like:

Poly-OhMyGod why do we have 10 loads of laundry?!-amory.

Poly-Damn none of us remembered to go grocery shopping-amory.

Poly-I have 3 sets of feet in my face-amory.

Poly-Who took my favourite pair of underwear-amory.