responses to “you look gay”

person: you look gay
me: thanks i’ve been working on it.

person: you look gay
me: oh dear lordy me, i didn’t know i could look like “attraction to the same gender”

person:you look gay
me: well considering i AM gay…it would make sense

person: you look gay
me: and you look like an asshole, but i didn’t feel the need to point that out, did i, karen?

person: you look gay
me: i’d say, “you too” but i take gay as a compliment nowadays, so….

person: you look gay
me: so do you. we both do. we’re dating.