fairyprincessjace

Imagine a buffet where you can casually start a food fight whenever you want called the all you can yeet buffet

filthkid:

millions of real existing people fall in love with straight men. what the fuck

im still thinking about this. they dont just befriend and hang out with straight men, they get emotional about them. they think ‘this person is the best thing that ever happened to me’. i think there was a time when this phenomenon made sense to me but now it does not.

ghettoinuyasha:

fullten:

… the die hard loyalty to phone brands is so sad …

Like, buying apple, or Samsung or whatever, doesn’t make you a better person, or more interesting

Reseach phones and buy the ones with the best features for your needs

Brand loyalty is why cheaply made phones are selling so high, y’all would buy a brick with the right logo on it

Fucking sad dude

introducting the new iDiaper
features:
– its just a shitty diaper
apple stans: lol yalls cameras suck

justsomeantifas:

them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT

biologist:

scottandhiskind:

*sees the same post 10 times because all the gays fuckin follow each other*

rosewater1997:

i know its unhealthy to live in your own dream world but like…its safe bitch

r-rebxllious:

teaforyourginaa:

lordbape:

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t