semitics:

Me around gays and girls: dirty joaks

Me around straight men: no I do not know what sex is, and I am not interested in knowing. Also, if you mention it I am calling the police

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

the bar: *is literally on the fucking ground*

an unnecessary and rather horrifying amount of men: 

yvesgrl:

the L in loona stands for lesbians

viviicream:

1. Gashina
2. Move
3. Peekaboo
4. New 
5. Heart attack

winoncryder:

academic success is not the most important thing in my life, i tell myself as i’m having a breakdown because of academic success, the most important thing in my life

hi-imkingdavid:

jehovahhthickness:

A relationship ain’t all about booty rubs and eating 99 cent nuggets in your car … there’s more to it, ya know?

They ain’t tryna hear u tho