mjalti:

madchen:

madchen:

why dont capricorn and virgo, the most powerful earth signs, simply kill taurus, the weakest?

virgo: *through gritted teeth bc they hate taking the blame for anything* OOPS i spilled so many real actual diamonds:((( ooo noooo :(((

taurus: *immediatly starts scrambing around on dirty floorin futile desperate pursuit of luxury*

capricorn: *comes out of the shadows and prepares to shoot taurus execution style from behind*

Virgo & capricorn: *gather to eat*

Taurus, beyond the grave: