wonderfulls:

Signs as iconic 80s synth pop

Aries: hungry Like the wolf // Duran Duran

Taurus: take on me // a-ha

Gemini: don’t you want me // the human league

Cancer: Time after time // cyndi Lauper

Leo: (keep feeling) fascination // the human league

Virgo: weird science // oingo boingo

Libra: tainted love // soft cell

Scorpio: sweet dreams (are made of this) // eurythmics

Sagittarius: don’t you (forget about me) // simple minds

Capricorn: everybody wants to rule the world // tears for fears

Aquarius: whip it // DEVO

Pisces: video killed the radio star // the buggles

Things The Signs Aren’t Good At

luminatress:

ARIES: resisting impulsive urges, controlling their attitude

TAURUS: resisting the urge to buy items they find aesthetically pleasing, thinking fast

GEMINI: keeping their mouth shut, talking about their emotions

CANCER: not jumping to conclusions, controlling their mood swings

LEO: listening to the advice of others, owning up to their issues

VIRGO: receiving criticism, accepting changes

LIBRA: saying “no”, making decisions

SCORPIO: opening up about their feelings, letting go of the past

SAGITTARIUS: committing to a project, replying to messages

CAPRICORN: relaxing, expressing themselves

AQUARIUS: connecting with others emotionally, living in routine

PISCES: accepting reality, staying calm

100% things ur sign probably does

aries: says something thats kinda inaudible and then just says “nvm” and starts awkwardly laughing when asked about what they just said
taurus: randomly starts yelling their opinion or response with absolutely no filter
gemini: suddenly and drastically changes something about their appearance every now and then for no particular reason
cancer: you always have those spontaneous moments where you don’t interact with anyone or become a sarcastic twat
leo: suddenly starts laughing about something and no one knows what’s funny and its probably pretty stupid but they keep laughing anyways
virgo: always keeps their bag or their room super messy for some fucking reasons and no matter how much they “try” to clear it up, it goes back to its original state
libra: tends to spontaneously act super childish and child-like, it’s almost as if a kid spontaneously possess you
scorpio: happens to just stare at ppl when they talk to you and we get the impression that you hate us and are mentally cutting our soul apart
sagittarius: sometimes just suddenly begins to sarcastically argue with people and act like sarcastic asshole
capricorn: sometimes acts really cold with people all of a sudden and everyone becomes confused af as to why they’re being cold
aquarius: randomly starts contradicting people for absolutely no reason and defends their point, even if the person they’re arguing with and themselves know they are wrong, and no one knows why aquarians fucking do this
pisces: does this thing where they remember things that didn’t actually happen and somehow they manage to convince themselves it did (probs bc pisces people tend to have terrible memories)