blvck–empress:

aintnosuchthingastoothick:

rubydat98:

gunzonyatmblr:

phattyb00mb00m:

systlin:

nudityandnerdery:

shareyourpie:

naked-yogi:

dumdolly:

dumdolly:

who just sent me money “for being perfect”

turns out boys r useful 4 sumthin

^ yup.

Reblog to let your followers know it’s okay to send you $40 for “being perfect”

I’ll also accept $20 for “being pretty okay”

I’d take $10 for “She’s alright most of the time, I guess”

^

Send me a dollar damn

I would like to go away for my birthday.

Because I deserve nice things