black-able:

ohreallywilly:

joasakura:

constellations-and-energy:

systlin:

nudityandnerdery:

shareyourpie:

naked-yogi:

dumdolly:

dumdolly:

who just sent me money “for being perfect”

turns out boys r useful 4 sumthin

^ yup.

Reblog to let your followers know it’s okay to send you $40 for “being perfect”

I’ll also accept $20 for “being pretty okay”

I’d take $10 for “She’s alright most of the time, I guess”

I’ll take $5 for “she’s okay when she’s not posting stuff”

$2.50 for “Completes autonomic biological functions adequately”

I’ll take $8.00 for “i see you trying to get yourself together, & I’m proud of you. Keep it up!”

I’ll accept $10 for “You been quite productive these few days. I see you doing your thing out here”