mjalti:

madchen:

madchen:

why dont capricorn and virgo, the most powerful earth signs, simply kill taurus, the weakest?

virgo: *through gritted teeth bc they hate taking the blame for anything* OOPS i spilled so many real actual diamonds:((( ooo noooo :(((

taurus: *immediatly starts scrambing around on dirty floorin futile desperate pursuit of luxury*

capricorn: *comes out of the shadows and prepares to shoot taurus execution style from behind*

Virgo & capricorn: *gather to eat*

Taurus, beyond the grave:

snakegay:

it just blows me away when people say like “kink is amoral and apolitical” and “i know the difference between fantasy and reality :)” to defend pedo shit or racist or transphobic shit like. anyone who paid the slightest bit of attention in a highschool “intro to psychology” class would be able to tell you that associating a concept with the reward of sexual pleasure is going to condition you in major ways even if you arent conscious of it

knitmeapony:

ushas42:

I had a dream last night that they made a new Bond movie, but they didn’t say who was playing Bond. Throughout the movie you have no idea which character is really Bond, because he’s undercover, duh. And every single character, no matter how minor, was played by somebody famous, so they could all conceivably be Bond. And at the end it turns out Bond was Leslie Jones.

10/10, greatest spy movie of all time

Ladies stop what ur doing right now and hit 42 kegels..

snooopid:

blindcomplikaytions:

hennywap:

beaux-knows:

iamnotjody:

ceedsmith:

iamnotjody:

favoredexistence:

kingshootah:

dynastylnoire:

holybolognajabronies:

the-art-of-tae:

sexifinehotmess:

iamnotjody:

amochataste:

42!?….hit 💯 so you know we ready
👅👅 😹😹😹😜

Good girl 😌

Stop, drop, and kegel, ladies…

Second time seeing this so ive done 84, hope I don’t see it again until next week lol

Omg this post gonna have y’all out here rocking that vicegrip, them crippler crossface figure 4 leg lock make a nigga tap out and have a seizure-ass pussy

THIS NIGGA SAID  CRIPPLER CROSSFACE 
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL

The fuck is a kegel

Tighten your pussy muscles 42 times

😂😂😂 well put☝🏾️

Fellas should be doing the kegels too, though. Help yourself stay in that thang longer. Lol

Lol Facts! ☝🏾️

Do ya daily dick-ups fellas ,

Daily dick ups😂

Lol I’m laughing at dick-ups 😂

Drop down and get ya kegel on

@lesbangtan