Author: fairyprincessjace

disney: attractions to appeal to your nostalgia or flaunt our licensed properties
universal: attractions designed to immerse you in our movies
six flags: do you wanna just barely cheat death?? here’s a 100000 ft roller coaster that goes faster than light

babyfairy:

y’all: *put all sorts of dick and balls and ass and whatnot on my dashboard at 3 in the afternoon*

me:

christichris:

justhurtingalot:

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

blkbruja:

I really hope Jazmine Sullivan is having a great day

barbieofcolour:

when your parents are giving you lectures on life lessons you’ve already learned through traumatic experiences they don’t know about 

blackberryshawty:

People act as if hating someone is like something that requires energy all the time like no I don’t think about the people I hate until they are brought up and then I’ll be like mid drag of a cigarette like “fuck that hoe”

zoobus:

meows4vodka:

golfgalaxy:

y’all still being mean in 2017? tragic

It’s called being human. It called human nature. ITS CALLED GET OVER IT BITCH

Y’all still blaming human nature for going out of your way to be mean? Two months from 2018? As adults? Tragic

fauxpisces:

tonight’s mood is horny but like emotionally horny

saintcardonal:

I’m tired of all these depressing ass gay culture posts. You know what? Loving yourself is gay culture now. Sorry homos, you have to start being nice to yourselves.